Constance and Michael are the first to play a 30 minute game of chess. Michael asks her what she’d wish for if a genie granted her three wishes.
“Let me see…” She said. “Super powers, unlimited creativity, and for all the animals in the world to not be abused or neglected and for all the dogs and cats at rescue shelters to be loved. Actually, there wouldn’t be any need for animal shelters anymore because people would always take good care of their pets.”
Shannon: *SPYING SUSPICIOUSLY* I wish there were an extra chair…
Constance: “I adore rock n’ roll music, too!”
“So you’re a big sports lover, Priscilla. How do you like baseball?”
“I like it.”
“And what about tennis?”
“That’s one of my favorites!”
Michael: “That’s a lovely necklace you’re wearing.”
Lupe: “Why thank you.”
Michael to Valerie: “Don’t look now, but I think the other ladies are spying on us!”
Shannon: “Before I die, I’d like to go on a cruise to somewhere exotic.”
Michael: “Like where?”
Shannon: “Oh I don’t care… anywhere tropical.”
Michael: “I want to kiss you right now.”
And now it’s time for Michael to flirt once with each of the bachelorettes.
Shannon: *Gasp* “I can’t bear to see him flirt with other women!”
Michael: “I am attracted to you on many different levels, Constance.”
Constance: “I like you too, Michael.”
Michael: “You are looking breathtaking this afternoon, Lupe!”
Lupe: *DEEP SIGH*
And the mutual crush hearts fly into the air.
After Michael flirted with Priscilla, Lupe came over, completely enraged, and slapped Michael across the face.
The hearts quickly went away.
Lupe: “How dare you coommit adultery!?”
Michael: “We’re not married or even dating so how could I have committed adultery?”
Lupe’s relationship bar with both Michael and Priscilla plummeted down below zero while Michael only lost ten points with her which made Constance (who was in last place) pull ahead of her by only a few points.
From that point on, the flirting took place in an enclosed room with no one else around so as to prevent this from happening again.
Lupe: *SOB SOB SOB* “I can’t believe Michael cheated on me! I was beginning to care for him so much!”
Shannon: “Oh can it, Lupe! You’re not the only one with a crush on him! He’s not faithful to any of us until this is all over. You have to expect him to flirt with other women. If you don’t want to see it, leave the room.”
Michael: “Valerie, I don’t know why you’re wearing a Victorian-style corset and underwear, but you look divine in it.”
Valerie: “Why thank you!”
Michael: “From the moment I saw you Shannon, I knew we had a special, unspoken connection.”
Shannon: “Your smile took my breath away from day one.”
Constance starting going COO COO because her desires were not being met. Her wants were: get married, have a baby, and fall in love.
She has a mutual crush on Michael but that is not enough for her.
Seeing as how none of the ladies have any cooking skill, another fire broke out. This seems to be the trend for the past three nights…
Constance: “I so desperately want to be in love!”
Michael: “I hope you understand why I have to flirt with the other women. You need to trust me. I’m not cheating on you, I just need to get to know them on other levels than just friendship if I’m going to make a wise decision about who I’m going to marry. So do you forgive me?”
Lupe: “I guess we’re good. But don’t flirt with them anymore right in front of me!”
After the pep talk and hug, Constance lost to Lupe by one point.
Good bye Constance. 😦
Constance: “You know, I really wish he would have gotten to know me better. He doesn’t know what he’s losing out on! It’s his loss.”
Everyone else: 100
We are going to have to start going by long term relationships now that everyone is 100!